You could have heard a pin drop

When in England at a fairly large conference, Colin Powell was asked by the Archbishop of Canterbury
if our plans for Iraq were just an example of empire building' by George Bush.

Jesus

*JESUS*

> *IN CHEMISTRY, HE TURNED WATER TO WINE.*

> *IN BIOLOGY,

Attitude

There once was a woman who woke up one morning,  
looked in the mirror,
and noticed she had only three hairs on her head.

10 More reasons English is hard!

English is hard to learn try to explain these 10 sentences!

Here are 11 reasons why English is so hard!

Think learning English is easy?  Check out these 11 sentences .....

Lord we don't need you anymore!

God is sitting in Heaven when a scientist says to Him, "Lord, we don't need you anymore.  Science has finally figured out a way to create life out of nothing.  In other words, we can now do what you did in the 'beginning'."