10 More reasons English is hard!

English is hard to learn try to explain these 10 sentences!

1. There was a row among the oarsmen on how to row.
2. They were too close to the door to close it.
3. The buck does funny things when does are present.
4. A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.
5. To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
6. The wind was too strong to wind the sail.
7. After a number of injections my jaw got number.
8. Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.
9. I had to subject  the subject to a series of tests.
10. How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend.